SURPRISE BITCHES ☼
THAT LAST PANEL
MAGIC GIRLS ARE SRS BSNSS
I love, a few seconds after he falls, he just noms on the ball.
AHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAH HAHAAH HAHA *pomf* … *nom*
Actual Advice Mallard.
Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.
The forearm one just saved me
Yeah, it’s something I kinda like doing, actually. I don’t normally TELL anybody about it because… y’know. People don’t like anthros, or ponies, or NSFW.
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
BUT IT SHALL NOT BE THIS DAY
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
Another ‘this’-type post, considering it’s relevant.
This is not “cool.”
This is sad.
In fact, it’s more than just sad… It’s pathetic.
Between the MLP crap, the Disney Princess garbage, the never ending 90’s nostalgia, the barbie collections, and the weird obsession with Harry Potter (basically a kids book), this sort of thing is causing the “peter pan complex” that is so epidemic in my generation, and it’s created the entire hipster movement as well:
Encouraging people from the age of 20 or so up into their mid 30’s to spend time and money reminiscing about their childhoods out of the sunlight and off of the streets, holed away in a dark living room or bedroom watching something stupid like Disney’s The Fox and the Hound or playing Zelda.
Yes, it’s nice to remember what life was like back when we were kids, but for crying out loud… you’re not kids anymore. And when I see shit like this being glorified on tumblr or anywhere else, I cringe at the thought of these infantile man-children and women-children who never grew up, and how they’re going to be running the planet in short order.
I grew up largely without video games (my choice), and mostly played with action figures. However, even now as an adult, I would never adorn my fucking living room or bedroom shelves with old collectable toys (let alone make an entire room devoted to such a thing). They were for playing with, and then they were for the donation box for someone else to enjoy once I grew up. So yeah, this room full of various consoles and every retro old video game known to man? Pathetic. And so is anyone who says, “to each their own.”
Yes, no one should do anything without your approval. Shut the fuck up, you whiny little shit.
Because having child like wonder in our world is so bad right?! Because loving something is bad? Because how other people are living their lives is for you to police. Because having love and passion for things is bad. That is glorified simply for the fact that you can see the person has taken great care of their possessions. Also because that truly is Impressive. Because whatever you are doing is so perfect right? Please share with us what you are doing. Really we’d like to know. Everyone has hobbies likes and loves. Everyone is different. I am so sorry for you. You obviously have never felt passionately about something if you can then call other people’s passions obsessive.
Well God fucking damn, lets destroy museums too. How dare anyone collect something they love to show and share with people? Flush that passion right down the toilet! Why would you possibly want to hold on to your childhood? Oh maybe because being passionate about something helps destract from the total shitstorm that is adulthood. Being passionate about something, whether its Disney Princesses or video games is something you should he proud of! It is not for some straight edged, stick in the mud douche bag to put down because they don’t love something that much. I cannot even with this next level bullshit…..
You sir, original creator of this post, are a poop! >:(
All of this.